Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O' Connor

NOTHING COMPARES 2 U - SINEAD O'CONNOR

It's been seven hours and fifteen days

Since u took your love away

I go out every night and sleep all day

Since you took your love away

Since you been gone I can do whatever I want

I can see whomever I choose

I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant

But nothing

I said nothing can take away these blues

'Cause nothing compares

Nothing compares to you

It's been so lonely without you here

Like a bird without a song

Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling

Tell me baby where did I go wrong

I could put my arms around every boy I see

But they'd only remind me of you

I went to the doctor and guess what he told me

Guess what he told me

He said girl you better have fun

No matter what you do

But he's a fool

'Cause nothing compares

Nothing compares to you

All the flowers that you planted, mama

In the back yard

All died when you went away

I know that living with you baby was sometimes hard

But I'm willing to give it another try

Nothing compares

Nothing compares to you

Nothing compares

Nothing compares to you

Nothing compares

Nothing compares to you

*This song meant so much to me, on a personal level. For years this has been unofficially my theme, when it comes to the difficult times in life and relationships.

*Still remember I started blaring out this poignant, almost too sentimental but with an edge tune (no thanks to the haunting chants and the singer's mellow yet strong vocals) when I was deep in some tribulations in life. 

*And now, this tune brought the exact same sentiments, feelings and aura back to me.

*Happy New Year to you. I feel helpless. 

A Big Small Child

Imagine for one second, you're already close to your third decade in life.
And still, your parents worry over your whereabouts, whether you have eaten or not, and sleepovers at your friend's or bf's (discreetly) are big NO-NO's.

Frustrating right? Where's the liberty in standing up to what you actually want to do, practise what you preach, and relish in what you really, really enjoy doing?

I guess this year's not gonna be any different from the previous ones. :)

Merry X'mas, Happy New Year ... and Happy Birthday, Horny BF.

Body Pump for the First Time

Yeah, it's tiring, but felt so much better after the class.
For sure I will be getting sore muscles tomorrow and such.
Should improve on my flexibility, maybe a Body Balance would do the trick.

Simon's been away from gym for days now, work took precedence. Tomorrow MUST push ourselves to the limits. Kinda lazy after the initial strenuous run.

En route to X'mas, let's hope that somewhere somehow we got invited to a Christmas celebration. Then there should be a good excuse to indulge. :)

Hmm ... Sexual Frustration.

Nothing to be proud of. Nor a cause to rejoice.
Damn one of these days I am gonna explode and I wonder who will be on the receiving end of the Sexplosion.
Happy Saturday to any of you who are painting the town red, white, blue or black.

Sweated Buckets and Sore Limbs. I Need a Massage.

Huh, for a better idea, whoever you are .... jump to Simon's blogpost on why we both have been suffering from aches, perspired like mad, stretched ourselves to the limit (not exactly something to be proud of ... hehe) and ended up with complete ... celibacy.

After all, the day's ordeal  already more than enough to tire a stud out, not that any of us is one.
In addition, the time at Fitness First was at least ... put to good use.

Phew. Happy Weekend people. My sack's loaded with juice now. I think I may just cream myself tonight. ;)

When Hopes Come Crashing Down

I don't know what to feel or expect anymore.
At times like these, it's best to let nature takes its course.

Horny BF in the slumps right now, and nothing's gonna pull me down under any longer!
Fuck life, Fuck routine and Fuck customs.

I shall be on the rise, and I don't need your support.

-Deranged Horny BF-

Horny BF's Mixed Feelings. And the Countdown Begins ...

In another few days I'll be leaving my beloved hometown. And moving on to seek greener pastures in the fantastic valley that's named Klang Valley. Simon has just moved back to his hometown, and goodbyes are never easy. Somehow, it felt so strange that I am having this very very piercing feeling deep in my heart; owing to the countless magnificent times spent with him back then at his workplace somewhere coined by him as "Far Far Away Land ...." 

And the many good friends he made from there; most of whom I also have become acquainted with over the course of few years.

I know. Tomorrow's the last day I'll be at work. Though I hope I can hold back the tears (not joy, really), I just hope that I can withstand the sight of people getting all teary-eyed and sobbing their hearts out. I am not good with emotional goodbyes, hence I'd rather have farewells outside of the office. When we could sing our hearts out, eat away at some of the most fabulous foods known to mankind (seriously), or just commit ourselves to a heart-to-heart talk.

Just looking forward to starting a new life in KL, and dedicating most of my time to being with the one I love the most ...... 

 

Back To December - Taylor Swift

I'm so glad you made time to see me
How's life, tell me how's your family
I haven't seen them in a while
You've been good, busier then ever
We small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why

'Cause the last time you saw me
Is still burned in the back of your mind
You gave me roses and I left them there to die

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
And I'd go back to December all the time
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you
Wishing I'd realized what I had when you were mine
I'd go back to December, turn around and make it all right
I'd go back to December all the time

These days I haven't been sleeping
Staying up playing back myself leaving
When your birthday passed and I didn't call
And I think about summer, all the beautiful times
I watched you laughing from the passenger side and,
Realized I loved you in the fall
And then the cold came, the dark days when fear crept into my mind
You gave me all your love and all I gave you was goodbye

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
And I'd go back to December all the time
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you
Wishing I'd realized what I had when you were mine
I'd go back to December, turn around and change my own mind
I'd go back to December all the time

I miss your tan skin, your sweet smile, so good to me, so right
And how you held me in your arms that September night,
The first time you ever saw me cry
Maybe this is wishful thinking
Probably mindless dreaming
If we loved again I swear I'd love you right

I'd go back in time and change it but I can't
So if the chain is on your door, I understand

But this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
And I'd go back to December
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you
Wishing I'd realized what I had when you were mine
I'd go back to December, turn around and make it alright
I'd go back to December, turn around and change my own mind
I'd go back to December all the time

All the time

Back to December. Somehow, this December is of paramount importance. I made a life changing decision, somewhat. Dumping all behind and moving on to a new phase in life. Shifting to the metropolitan that is our capital city takes courage. More so because I have been in this cocoon for a good few years. In this backwater small town of mine.

Last year's December was not as memorable. Or at least, I did not remember much of it, other than spending the big day and the new year down south in Malacca. Craving for a good X'mas feast with Simon. Or maybe gather up a gang of rainbow warriors and have a joyful singing/shouting/moaning session at the karaoke? :)

Too irresistible to think of .... Signing up, anyone?

Happy Weekend People (Like Us)!

Teenage Dream - Don't Ever Look Back, Don't Ever Look Back?

 

What was your Teenage Dream from back then? 

I still remember when I was a teenager, with raging hormones, and confusion on my own sexuality and all ... kept imagining the vivid images of boys stripping naked, relishing the fantasy by relieving myself from the pent-up sexual frustration. Crushes came in droves, the sight of boys in their luscious semi-naked beauty and sprouting of treasure trail, and even furry legs sent me to seventh heaven.

Yup, I was a Horny One way before Simon came into my life.

Never would have imagined that I could indulge so freely in same sex relationships like how I am now. Somewhat a Dream Come True for me .... but after 8 whole years in the same relationship, has the flame of passion been extinguished?

I can only keep my fingers crossed and pray for the resurrection of hot, intense sessions once again.

Back from the Island with Amazingly Metrosexual Boys

Yup, that reads as Singapore boys. Since Simon's too busy appeasing his legion of fans with pictures after pictures of models, hunks, twinks and random boys on the camwhoring wagon, let me share some of the more luscious moments of our stay in Singapore the last weekend. 

Thanks first and foremost, of course, to Derek (that other horny BF?) and to some extent, William (hehe, for setting his beloved loose?) for the wonderful meal of ramen and gyoza at Tampopo, capped off with a sip of caffeine at Oriole. 

And to Takashi, don't mind lah .... we were too busy walking around, taking trains and feasting our senses (the sight of delicious hunks and the waft of Singaporean food?) that we did not have the luxury of time to meet up with anyone else. But since you're happily munching on some Cookie(monster) every other week, I am sure we can work something out in the near future.

Anyway, the 5 days were spent in an almost clockwork manner. Waking up to breakfast in bed (haha, how we wished), walking to the train stations (man, I SWEAR my legs are better toned now!) and ogling at guys at every nook and corner of the streets. Seriously, how can one tell if they're even straight or gay? So so so so ambiguous. 

Foodwise, nothing to shout about. Sorry, but the street foods of Singapore can't hold a candle to our very own. Arrogant as this may sound. But then again, the plethora of cafes and restaurants fared so much better, and with the launching of upmarket diners at Sands, the ante is definitely upped a few notches.

Went for two swimming-cum-tanning sessions on two successive mornings. Jalan Besar Swimming Complex was nearer to our lodging on Lavender Street, and we walked over in mere minutes. Not as happening for it was a weekday, but definitely more cruisy than Delta somewhat. The latter was populated with uncles, gwailos, but we were later treated to some erotic voyeurism activities in the shower room, being appreciative spectators to two hunks putting on a show in their birthday suits. :)

The weather was erratic on most days, sweltering heat greeting us in the early mornings, followed almost immediately by light drizzles which somewhat hampered our mood for more adventurous excursions.

Only managed to patronize one sauna, the famous Absolute in Chinatown. Not as splendid as initially thought, for the place was more of a cruisy ground than a real sauna (only one wet sauna that can fit 15 pax at most), with no dry sauna, jacuzzi, pool or even a proper place to crash and chat up some guys, aside from the roof top lounge with four tables. 

But then again, the quality of hunks, twinks and erm, some aged humans was definitely there. Not as uptight as I had imagined, even comparing to our very own Mandi Manda. More juicy revelations in Simon's post, but no pics taken in the sauna. Sorry. ;)

Shopping-wise, Bugis Street's good for the cheaper, street smart clothes. For the young ones and young-at-hearts (like us), but if you're seeking for better quality clothings, the thousands (yeah, exaggerated ... but can't help but feeling like you're choked with malls left and rights) of shopping centres on the island can probably deliver you with a powerful orgasm. 

Just refrain from converting the SGD into MYR, for you'll end up with a heartache at the end of the day.

No pictures again, for I have not even viewed the shots in the camera myself. Maybe in Simon's post, IF he ever decides to share his thoughts on the "temporary honeymoon" ......

Finally Seeing the Light at the End of the Tunnel?

Not that I am seeing the end of my career or life. Choi!
Far from that in fact.
But I can finally see myself being deep in the mess that is the rat race in the city on steroids; KL.
Just that I'm on the verge of breaking down from the stress of relocating, leaving all of my family and friends behind ...... and starting anew in a foreign land.

Okay, maybe not that bad, considering that I can finally join a gym (a REAL one) and work my a$$ off (not literally of course, I wanna keep this plump and slap-happy a$$!), shedding a few kilos and at least two inches from this expanding horizons.

And best of all, I can finally stay close to my loved one. Though not as close as I had initially crave for, being in the same city sounds lovely enough.

Now, now .... who would be sweet enough to rent me a room? :)

Tomorrow's the BIG Day.

Kind of anxious.

After months of anticipation, procrastination, and destruction of thousands of grey matter, I finally made up my mind. And tomorrow would be the first major step. 

I drafted that letter. I had my own pep talk (to myself). And I am ready for the impending consequences.

A major leap, but who knows what the future may bring?

Please, please, please let there be LIGHT at the end of the tunnel.

A Monotonous Monday Made Right

Since that Sneak Peek post on Simonlover's blog officially set off all the (wrong) alarms, let me continue this menace by posting one nude shot of my own.

NOT. 

Haha, I mean come on ... who wanna see Horny BF in his birthday suit, in all his hairy/fatty/slutty glory? :) Some might even prefer to watch paint dry. Or grasses grow. Or in some cases, the pubes grow and trimmed and savoured ...... (Slurp. Who doesn't love freshly-shaven pubes and balls, hands up?!)

Anyway, the recent weeks have been chaotic. I have been down to Klang Valley for almost every two weeks, and some weeks even in a successive fashion. So much so that I witnessed that disastrous clash on the highway when the whole chunk of a gantry (those signboards above the roads) fell on the unsuspecting victim driving a mini lorry from the opposite direction. 

Aunt saw the aftermath (bloodied body and all) from the other side while making her way up north, while thankfully my incessant cravings took us for a stopover in a small town before Kuala Lumpur, hence missing the event by an hour or so. Thank goodness for that.

Yup, and I am overjoyed knowing that soon enough, both me and Simon might be staying together, or at least within half an hour or so from each other. Instead of the 2 hours journey in between the magnetically (erotically?) attracted bodies. The longing ........ =_=

Keeping my hopes up for a change in life. VERY big leap, but as of now, I feel like taking on the world. Or at least, humping up some rears ...... ;)

Just Kidding. Happy week ahead people!

Three Shouts of Joy?

Good things come in THREES. And I do hope that money grows on TREES ....

Good news, as I'm up for TWO interviews on back to back Fridays, and a job practically waiting for me to accept. Just that the offer has not reached my door yet.

Or rather, my mailbox yet. The bane of technology? You'd hoped and prayed that everything's at your door inbox within few hours.

When people from the olden days wait days and weeks for their snail mails. 

I can't even remember the last time I received a penned-letter. Plain ink on white paper. Maybe perfumed to an acceptable extent. Oh you know how they designed those greeting cards.

Wait, WHAT greeting cards? Have I lost it? Come on .. people send E-greeting cards. No more Hallmark bullshits pushed into envelopes with tingling melodies and a fragrant nuance. 

However, technology kills creativity and warmth.

Or did it somehow .... HELP in cultivating a more sociable community? I mean, Malaysia' TOP of the Facebook survey; we the 'friendliest' of the lot. Brazil coming in a close second.

MALAYSIA BOLEH? I think the movie The Social Network (to be screened pretty soon) should have a second chapter in the works. And please please please mention Malaysia somewhere in there. After all, the small community of 27 million or so beats the 300 million+ people from the States when it comes to friends on FB. 

"Friends?" You gotta be kidding me. Maybe friends to donate their donkeys, horses and what-nots for your Farm, or donating chips in Texas Hold Em Poker. Or you just plain crave for that thousandth mark on your Friends list? Selling something perhaps, and believe in the power of social media with a whole hearted approach?

Oh, and I do hope the Malaysian Book of Records capitalize on this fact. Imagine the image of Malaysia being spoken along the likes of Facebook, Google, Mark Suckerbutt Zuckerberg, etc. After all, in the papers today someone DID travel for more than 1000km by reversing his car, AND assisted by three patrol cars. A case of nothing better to do?

Genius? Highly doubtful. Unless you consider the monkeys working behind the big BUDGET to be of a fine pedigree. To imagine another skyscraper yet not the tallest in the world or even in Asia. For the sake of leaving a legacy behind, a 100-storey tower HAD to be built. In 10 years time, Warisan Merdeka should be the NEW pride and joy of Malaysians.

How about the Twin Towers then? Neglected and left to rot? Come on ..... the BILLIONS can be used in a more beneficial and productive manner. UNLESS of course, the tower's supposed to be used to house the homeless, strays, orphans and elderly. Then I can vouch for the erection (pardon the pun) of the tower with one of my own.

I mean, a VOTE of my own. Since the election's coming pretty soon (considered soon enough, given the aggressive fishing ploy), merely giving incentives in the form of RM500 for civil servants, and upping the maternity leaves to 90 days just won't cut it.

Ahem, RM500 can barely buy you two cuts of good Wagyu steaks. Let alone pay for a month's worth of car installment. 

Back to the topic at hand; Wish Me Luck dear strangers. For after the next Friday, I would have known where's my next destination on this express line called LIFE.

You've Got The Love - Florence + The Machine

This song was first sung by The Source and Candi Staton way back in 1986. I was a mere toddler back then, haven't even developed a proper hard-on to work the limbs with. Read about the song's history on Wikipedia HERE.

Florence + The Machine has been one of my favourite act this year, thanks to that memorable and invigorating performance of their killer hit, "Dog Days Are Over" at the recent MTV VMA.

Weekend's beckoning. Should be a fully restorative two days, but succumbing to deadlines for submission of articles. Damn, I wonder how people work part time, when a 9-5 job's already so so taxing.

You've Got The Love - Florence + The Machine

Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air
I know I can count on you
Sometimes I feel like saying "Lord I just don't care"
But you've got the love I need To see me through

Sometimes it seems that the going is just too rough
And things go wrong no matter what I do
Now and then it seems that life is just too much
But you've got the love I need to see me through

When food is gone you are my daily meal
When friends are gone I know my savior's love is real
Your love is real

You got the love
You got the love
You got the love
You got the love
You got the love
You got the love

Time after time I think "Oh Lord what's the use?"
Time after time I think it's just no good
Sooner or later in life, the things you love you loose
But you got the love I need to see me through

You got the love
You got the love
You got the love
You got the love
You got the love
You got the love

Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air
I know I can count on you
Sometimes I feel like saying "Lord I just don't care"
But you've got the love I need to see me through

You got the love
You got the love
You got the love
You got the love
You got the love
You got the love

8 Years of Bliss. Not?

Yup, this is a sudden, out of the blue post. I was expecting so much more from our eighth anniversary. Yes, not one , not two, not even five but EIGHT whole years of sticking to each other, through thick and thin. And tornadoes and volcanoes and thunderstorms.

At the end of the day, I could not even remember what happened on Oct 3rd. It was a Sunday, yes. But we don't even go all out for a dinner (far from wine and dine), buy each other gifts, or even murmuring those precious (over-rated?) 3 words.

Have we mellowed over the 8 years of being together? The passion runs out of steam, flame extinguished, goals in life changed, OR ... am I lying to myself here?

Who am I kidding? This type of relationship NEVER works, right?

So let me wallow in my sorrow and keep my fingers crossed for a much belated gift. Or for him to fulfill his promise in throwing a grand celebration of an anniversary; a well overdue trip down south to the land of the metrosexuals. 

Wishful thinking? Maybe. But somewhere deep in the corners of my heart, I pray for a miracle. We are at a crossroad now. At least I am. But will you be there for me?

Fatigue. ConFusion. Frantic.

Life is all about the three above lately, I am afraid.

Came back from a whirlwind day trip to the metropolitan city on steroids today.

Age is catching up fast I suppose, with serious lethargy overwhelming me after the 400km+ drive, under the hot scorching sun. And bumpy suspension of my half decade's old rickety ride. Talk about being rocked till my socks are off!

Confusion? But why oh why? Currently at a crossroad, about to make a LIFE-CHANGING decision. Yup, that severe issue weighing on my mind now. Should I relocate or should I stay in my comfort zone? Had I decided to move, will this bode well with dear Simonlover?

Hmm, not exactly used to staying so close to each other now, ever since the years when we first started in university. Long distance relationship sounds forbidden, yet retaining that alluring charm of meeting up every now and then, passionately lusting/longing for each other after long periods of anonymity? 

Frantic Pace of Life to drown me in the coming days. I shall be prepared. I shall stay strong. And I shall commit myself to a decision that might just turn the worlds around. Mine, and of course .... His.  

Mine - Taylor Swift

You were in college working part time waiting tables
Left a small town, never looked back
I was a flight risk with a fear of falling
Wondering why we bother with love if it never lasts

I say can you believe it?
As we're lying on the couch
The moment I could see it
Yes, yes, I can see it now

Do you remember we were sitting there by the water?
You put your arm around me for the first time
You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter
You are the best thing that's ever been mine

Flash forward and we're taking on the world together
And there's a drawer of my things at your place
You learn my secrets and you figure out why I'm guarded
You say we'll never make my parents' mistakes

But we got bills to pay
We got nothing figured out
When it was hard to take
Yes, yes, this is what I thought about

Do you remember we were sitting there by the water?
You put your arm around me for the first time
You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter
You are the best thing that's ever been mine

Do you remember all the city lights on the water?
You saw me start to believe for the first time
You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter
You are the best thing that's ever been mine

And I remember that fight, 2:30 a.m.
As everything was slipping right out of our hands
I ran out crying and you followed me out into the street

Braced myself for the goodbye
'Cause that's all I've ever known
Then you took me by surprise
You said I'll never leave you alone

You said I remember how we felt sitting by the water
And every time I look at you, it's like the first time
I fell in love with a careless man's careful daughter
She is the best thing that's ever been mine

Hold on, make it last
Hold on, never turn back
You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter
You are the best thing that's ever been mine

Do you believe it?
We're gonna make it now
I can see it
I can see it now

* Initially this tune did nothing much for us. After repeated plays on the local airwaves, the catchy chorus caught on, and I found myself humming along ......

Her rendition of "Innocent" at the recent MTV VMA 2010 was so poignant & timeless. Innocent (tentatively named, as the song is not released yet) is a song she wrote for Kanye West; no thanks to that infamous interruption at the MTV VMA last year.

* Then to my surprise, the song Mine was already on Neway Karaoke's song selection !!! Hands down the BEST place to belt your favourite tunes without paying an arm and a leg, it only cost you RM9.80+ for a 2 hours plus karaoke session, complete with lunch on a weekday! On the weekends, the price climbs to RM16+, but you get a better selection of food. Of course, if you're a member, you can even sing on weekdays for half the price! MADNESS!!!!

* Simonlover has never been a fan of Taylor Swift's. Never blamed him, for country music's not his thang. Except Shania Twain from a decade or so ago. Or the probably mummified auntified Lee Ann Rimes from the Jurassic age.  :)

* But the video for Mine was so good, telling stories like how Taylor's videos have always tried to. Made us think whatever will happen to us in the near and distant future. A deep worrying thought embedded deep in our minds, though we tend not to speak about this.

Let's start the week on a High Note : 

"Braced myself for the goodbye
'Cause that's all I've ever known
Then you took me by surprise
You said I'll never leave you alone ...."

Off For A Well-Deserved Break ...

Probably about time, I am about to go for a short getaway (okay, not sooo short, but still ....) with my dear. Lately the spirit is JUST not there. I wonder why.

Maybe the realization that life's definitely more than going through the motions. And there is so much more to savour, relish, taste, breathe in and suffer out there. In short, I need a break from all these sh*t.

There. I made that crystal clear. Keeping my fingers crossed for a brighter path ahead. Seeking the greener pastures somewhere out there.

With love,

A Slightly Pissed Horny BF.

Dog Days Are Over - Florence And The Machine

Happiness hit her like a train on a track
Coming towards her stuck still no turning back
She hid around corners and she hid under beds
She killed it with kisses and from it she fled
With every bubble she sank with her drink
And washed it away down the kitchen sink

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
The horses are coming
So you better run

Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father
Run for your children, for your sisters and brothers
Leave all your love and your longing behind
You cant carry it with you if you want to survive

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
Can you hear the horses?
Because here they come

And I never wanted anything from you
Except everything you had and what was left after that too, oh
Happiness hit her like a bullet in the head
Struck from a great height by someone who should know better than that

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
Can you hear the horses?
Because here they come

Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father
Run for your children, for your sisters and brothers
Leave all your loving, your loving behind
You cant carry it with you if you want to survive

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
Can you hear the horses?
Because here they come

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
The horses are coming
So you better run 

(The video for this song won an award for technicality - Best Art Direction in the recent MTV Video Music Awards. Pity they did not win any major award, albeit nominated for four awards including the coveted Video of the Year award that went to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance)

This tune is one of my personal favourites of the year. Mixing pop, folk, rock and dance genres all into one, the song plays out beautifully. And her performance at the MTV VMA was simply the BEST in my opinion. Though Eminem/Rihanna's performance of Not Afraid-Love The Way You Lie was voted as such. 

The term DOG DAYS refer to the period when life's at its lowest, the ho-hum/trying times when everything seems to fall into pieces. I have had those times, especially when it comes to relationship matters. 

Not everything's rosy to upkeep a relationship of 7+ years. And definitely testing each other's patience, and the loyalty/trust issue comes into play when me and my loved one stay so far apart from each other.

"Leave all your loving, your loving behind
You cant carry it with you if you want to survive ..."

Life without LOVE, will only creates a vacuum. Soul-less physical bodies with no sense of direction nor purpose. LOVE not necessarily means you must be attached, married, engaged, or even lusted over.

Love from family members, friends, loved ones and even colleagues is equally as important, fueling that omnipresent desire to be caressed, touched, kissed, hugged and appreciated. :)

So, are you having your DOG DAYS now? Or are they finally OVER?

A Friday Feast & Mind Gone Bonkers

It's a well known fact that we Malaysians love to eat. No, make that BINGE instead. 6 meals a day sounds normal enough, though in some countries this would probably create havoc or frowned upon.

Not to say that having more meals per day is NOT good. Instead, you know that we should eat more meals but in smaller portions, to fuel the body and not deprive our bodies from the nutrients they need. Having LARGE meals 3 times daily sounds like the norm, but instead the sudden spike and drop in blood glucose (sugar) level is detrimental, especially to diabetic patients and the elderly.

And no, I am not advocating for a daily 6 meals of the grandest gluttony frenzy. I don't mean roti canai for breakfast followed by nasi lemak for tea break then nasi campur for lunch. Phew. Then for tea break again nasi dagang and teh tarik followed by dinner of nasi berlauk (with dozens more dishes this time around!) again then culminating in a most caloric-horror of various sweet kuih-muih and kopi extra kaw & manis.

I assure you in 5 years time you will be huffing and puffing while climbing the stairs. And in 10, you'd be happy not to be bed-ridden or sucking on an inhaler.

Everything should be done in moderation. Yes, even the nightly routine of copulation ie. bodies dancing in unison in the dark. For sure you wouldn't wanna be caught in hand cuffs, leather straps and stuck in a military position when the EMT's coming around with a stretcher and emergency oxygen supply.

Okay, silly post I know. But when your brain's infused with shots of whisky and red wine, with greasy pizzas, fried chicken and whatever nonsense we chucked during the casual feast-cum-gathering-cum-merry-making, you can't help but wish that someone's on his knees to blow your cock mind off. 

Damn the longing. Zzzz .....

Wake Me Up When September Ends?

In a flash, September's drawing to a close. We Malaysians are blessed with so many public holidays, it's not even funny anymore. Seriously.

This month alone, we have the Raya celebrations; the holy month of Syawal superseding the fasting month of Ramadan. Two days off, but to some the Saturday was a waste. Since most private companies and all the government organizations practise the 5 days working week ruling now. Shucks you say?

No worries. Starting this year, we have Hari Malaysia. A celebration to commemorate the forming of Malaysia back in 1963, on September the 16th. Of course, Singapore has since broken free from this coalition. (Smart move? No comment ....) But to those living in East Malaysia (or the Borneo continent; namely Sabah and Sarawak), this is a cause for rejoice. Wait, I was told that they have been enjoying this Hari Malaysia holiday since aeons ago. Oh well. Then the ones in Peninsular Malaysia can jump now?

Whatever it is, the BIG day is coming soon. With the 3rd of October marked on the calendar, I am biting my fingernails with glee and anticipation. No, NOT for the second season of Glee, though that should be coming to our shores before the end of the year. Love the Britney/Brittany snippets available on Youtube now.

But let's say, this should be a cause for celebration. The end of the Seven Year Itch.

Now dear. Should we go for Steaks? Seafood? Japanese? Or plain mind-numbing union of the sweaty, pheromone-infused bodies? Your call.

Mid Autumn Festival - A Time to Cherish Each Other

8tv, a local channel is airing Moonlight Resonance, a legendary TVB drama that emphasizes particularly on the importance of family ties, trials and tribulations of life, and how a close knit family spends the entire 40 episodes or so bickering over trivial issues, major conflicts, and ultimately everything comes into place.

Happy Ending for All.

How sweet if REAL life mimics REEL life to some extent. Or in its entirety, when we know for sure that no matter how bleak the outlook may be, at the end of the day, life's all rosy and cheery.

I am trying to stay on a positive note here, but who am I kidding. Right? :)

HAPPY MID AUTUMN FESTIVAL, PEOPLE!

* And if you're fortunate enough to be enjoying your piece of mooncake (whatever funky flavours they come in now ...) with your loved one(s), then please count your blessings. Don't argue over petty issues, throwing tantrums erratically and jeopardizing your relationship. Not worth looking back over the years and regretting that impulsive urge to walk out from the doors.

Why The Hiatus?

I wonder if anyone reads this blog. Or anyone cares?
After all, Horny BF may not be your idea of a superstar, writer, reviewer, pornstar or what-nots, but definitely someone with a strong opinions on things.

Everything.

From who should have won the MTV VMA recently, to politicians bickering on the media and (maybe)drinking teh tarik together behind the scene, enjoying the charade that is lusciously guzzled up by the gossip-hungry masses.

Oh ... and why the name Horny BF? Hmm, maybe I will let that one be explained by itself, once someone discovers/stumbles upon this quaint little space that I own on the web.

Happy Mid Autumn Festival, dear strangers. Go eat some mooncakes now, or deliver them to Horny BF. Virtually. :)

Scars - Allison Iraheta

Did I say something stupid?
There goes one more mistake
Do I bore you with my problems?
Is that why you turn away?
Do you know how hard I tried
To become what you want me to be?


Take me
This is all that I've got
This is all that I'm not
All that I'll ever be
I've got flaws, I've got faults
Keep searching for your perfect heart
It doesn't matter who you are
We all have our scars
We all have our scars


You say don't act like a child
But what if its a father I need?
Its not like you don't know what you got yourself into
Don't tell me I'm the one who's naive
Do you know how hard I've tried
To become who you want me to be?


Take me
This is all that I've got
This is all that I'm not
All that I'll ever be
I've got flaws, I've got faults
Keep searching for your perfect heart
It doesn't matter who you are
We all have our scars
We all have our scars


Come on, just let it go
These are things you can't control
Your expectations, your explainations
Don't make sense to me
You and your alternatives
Don't send me to your therapists
Deep down, I know what you mean
And I'm not sure that's what I wanna be
No


Take me
This is all that I've got
This is all that I'm not
All that I'll ever be
I've got flaws, I've got faults
Keep searching for your perfect heart
It doesn't matter who you are
We all have our scars
We all have our scars
Oh no no no


Did I say something stupid
There goes one more mistake..

Infidelity

Strong word, INFIDELITY.
I have endured too much pain.
Countless arguments. Breakups. But still I hoped that YOU would somehow change your ways.
To turn around and start to appreciate the little things in life.
The simpler things in life.

All I can think about now is how fucking stupid I have always been.

And the same old, filthy image replaying on my mind. Again and again and again. I did not manage to satisfy you one bit. But instead you resorted to other means to please your cravings. I am but a mere nobody to you.

I felt used. Stupid. And hopeless.

But not anymore.

Signed,
Deranged Horny BF

Lightning Crashes - Live

lightning crashes, a new mother cries
her placenta falls to the floor
the angel opens her eyes
the confusion sets in
before the doctor can even close the door

lightning crashes, an old mother dies
her intentions fall to the floor
the angel closes her eyes
the confusion that was hers
belongs now, to the baby down the hall

oh now feel it comin' back again
like a rollin' thunder chasing the wind
forces pullin' from the center of the earth again
I can feel it.

lightning crashes, a new mother cries
this moment she's been waiting for
the angel opens her eyes
pale blue colored iris,
presents the circle
and puts the glory out to hide, hide 

(One of my personal favourite - Try searching for the LIVE version online) 

And So Begins Another Chapter in Horny BF's Life ...

Greetings, strangers on the web.

First official post here, on Horny BF Rants. No idea on what to write for the time being, for I doubt anyone reads this at all. But it's all good. Consider this a blessing, for I would not want the first post to deter potential future readers (or followers ... IF I'm feeling slightly ambitious).

For the time being, no RSS feeds yet. No chatbox. No e-mail address ... oh wait, I DO have one. It's hornybf@gmail.com. How predictable, you say?

That's just me. Now ... before I start on a REAL post, let me use this opportunity to wish the netizens a HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR, and HAPPY VALENTINE's DAY.

If you're in bed now, performing yoga of the most orgasmic kind, GOOD FOR YOU.

For I'm miles away from my very own BF. And the cravings can't get any stronger. Urgh ....... Til then, to all the lonely souls just like yours truly here, DO NOT FEEL LEFT OUT. Or HELPLESS, even. For God gave us a pair of hands for some very obvious purposes. ;)